Newsweek Magazine: 'Conan's a boy...'

ABC News: 'Conan's a girl...'

US Special Operations Command: 'Conan's a boy...'

Newsweek (again): 'Conan's a girl...'

White House Press Secretary, Stephanie Grisham: 'Conan is a boy...'

Counsellor to the President, Kellyanne Conway: 'I can neither confirm nor deny...'

Unknown White House Official: 'Conan is a female...'

Stars & Stripes: 'Conan is a boy..'

US Defense Official: 'Conan is a girl..'

Stephen Colbert. 'Oh, for Pete's sake will someone just take a close look at that dog's crotch...'